It seems I can’t hold on to things that are fragile
But I cannot let go of sticky things too
I’m always funny when I’m with your stupid friend
But I falls silent or act dumb when I’m with you
R
I think I deserve a Nobel Prize, ‘cause I mess up all the time
Things that even I don’t like, always happen by surprise
I have been waiting for so long, can’t you just hear it in this song?
It’s about time that I win…
I’ve known for long that I am clumsiness incarnate
And drink too much only when others are around
I’ve stopped wearing shoelaces but it doesn’t help
I trip on other things and fall flat on the ground
R
I always start this chorus in the wrong key
I make it right again, but everybody knows
The fact itself is not that shameful any more
But the look saying “Oh, him again” makes sure my face glows
The No-o-bel-Prize, for stupidity-e-ey (4x)
Nothing is safe from me, I smash by accident
We are both damaged, or at least scarred for life
I’m black and blue , unless I’m red with blood or white with blisters
I must be really good that I can still survive
The No-o-bel-Prize, for stupidity-e-ey (4x)
